Apathetic Agnostic Choir Book
A Hymn
By: Traditional
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A Hymn
Choirmaster: (spoken loudly in joyful voice)
C'mon everybody, let's have a hymn!
Choir: (in a Gregorian chant)
Hymmmmmmmm, himmmmmmmm
Screwwwwwwwww* himmmmmmmm
Choirmaster: (spoken loudly in joyful voice)
C'mon everybody, once more! This time with feeling!
Choir: (each with a middle finger raised towards the choirmaster, and again in a Gregorian chant)
Hymmmmmmmm, himmmmmmmm
Screwwwwwwwww himmmmmmmm
Footnote:
* Another stronger word can be substituted and usually is.