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Jingle Bells

By: verses by JT with the chorus (the best part) shamelessly ripped off from Warren Clements in the Globe and Mail, 24 December, 2009

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Stopped at a stoplight,
There's a loud car next to me
speakers jacked up high
this is all I hear

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
If those bells don't stop real soon, there will be hell to pay.
HEY!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, driving me insane.
Same goes for each tiny light and blinking candy cane.

Shopping at the mall
buying presents for you all
Ornaments all round
while muzak resounds

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
If those bells don't stop real soon, there will be hell to pay.
HEY!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, driving me insane.
Same goes for each tiny light and blinking candy cane.

watching my TV
relaxing with a beer
Then the doorbell rings
carrollers then sing

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
If those bells don't stop real soon, there will be hell to pay.
HEY!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, driving me insane.
Same goes for each tiny light and blinking candy cane.