Discussion 1 to Ask the Patriarch 167
The foul Fair's fare
by: PsiCop
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Here's a horrible poem of my own on the subject. I couldn't resist the urge to rhyme something with "agnostic"!
The Bard once said,
"Fair is foul and foul is fair,"*
So what can we say about
The Wayne County Fair?Shall we whine about Wayne
And its County Fair and kvetch
About the fare for the Fair
That left Nolan a poor wretch?I wonder what makes this
A problem Agnostic,
And start to type
A reply most caustic;But poor Nolan's query
Seems a clever dare:
He asked the Patriarch
If the Fair's fare is fair!And Patriarch wonders aloud,
Of which Wayne does he whine?
How can he speak of that
Which he cannot find?I chuckle with joy
And type a light rhyme.
For me the foul Fair
Won't cost a thin dime,Since I live far from any Wayne
With its high-fare Fair,
It means naught to me that
The foul Fair's fare is unfair!
Footnote:
* [Macbeth Act I scene 1]